poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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